...Not that you wanted to hear (or rather read) it, but here's why I haven't updated...

Parents.

-Do you know how hard it is to love people that don't love each other? My parents don't like the guy I love.

-Not to mention, it's hard to be honest in a relationship (with these same parents) when the other people don't ever believe you. I.e. having gone through the steps to shut down a computer. Clicking 'X' on all windows and even clicking the 'shut down' icon, but the computer remains on. Then parents come into room, think you're hiding something on the computer, and take away internet adapter.

-And, even if you have a spare adapter, it's hard to get into your room if your parents (for some illogical reason) decide to ban you from your own room during hours of activity (as in, not asleep).